HERE'S WHY 'WOMEN MUST BE IN BATHROOM TOGETHER… ..
February 22, 2008
It 'a little long but there will solve the mystery….
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The great secret of all women compared with bathrooms is that your child
Mom brought you in the bathroom, cleaned the
palette, I covered the perimeter with toilet paper and then you
explained: "NEVER, NEVER rely on the Cabinet!"
and then you showed "the position" which is to balance the cup
doing as seats but without the
body comes into contact with the palette.
"The position" is one of the first lessons of life of a child,
important and necessary, must accompany
for the rest of life. But even today, adult, "the position" is
terribly difficult to maintain when you
the bladder that is about to explode.
When "you have to go" in a public bathroom, you find yourself with a queue of women
that makes you think that inside there is Brad
Pitt. Then you put good to wait, smiling nicely with the other
expect that even with their legs and
his arms crossed. And 'the official position of "I'm doing the
him. "Finally it's up to you, but arrives
Mom always with "the little girl who can no longer trattenersi" and
advantage to move forward and all
two!
At that point examinations under doors to see if there are legs. Are
all occupied. Finally it opens and a
you throw him the person who exits. Enter and you notice that there is no
Key (there is never), no matter…
Append the bag to a hook on the door, and if there is not (there is never)
inspection area, the floor is full of
liquids not well defined and not dare poggiarla there, so you appendi to
neck and is heavy, full as of
things you put in, most of which do not use but
hold because you never know. Returning to
door… since there is the key, you must keep it with one hand, while with
the other will lower his trousers and take
"position" AAhhhhhh……… finally
At this point begin to tremarti legs… because six suspended
air, with knees bent, trousers
lowered you block the movement, which is arm strength
against the door and a bag of 5 kilos
hung around her neck. Would you like to sit, but you have not had time to clean the
cup or cover with paper, inside
you think that nothing would happen but not the voice of your mother you resounds
in head: "Do not ever sit on a Cabinet
public, "so stay in the" position ", but for an error in calculating a
small gush you splashing on socks!
You are lucky if you do not bathrooms shoes. Maintaining "the position requires
great concentration. To distance
mind this misfortune, circles the roll of toilet paper maaa,
cabbage…! Not there…! (never).
Then pray the sky that among those 5 kilos of cianfrusaglie you in
bag there is a poor kleenex, but for
you must let go look for the door, we think on a moment, but you have not
choice.
And not just leave the door, and someone pushes you must frenarla with a
sudden movement, otherwise all you
semiseduta will see in the air with his trousers lowered. NO! Then urli:
"O-CCU-PA-TOOO !!!", continuing to push
the door with a free hand, and at that point by assuming that all
those who are waiting outside have heard and
now you can leave the door without fear, no one will dare open it again
(in this respect we women us very)
you forgive and to seek the kleenex, would like to use a couple but you know what
can return useful in cases like these and
accontenti one of you, you never know.
At this very moment you turn off the light automatically, but in a cubicle
so tiny it will not be so difficult
find the switch! Riaccendi light with the hand of Kleenex, because
the other supports trousers, the accounts
second you remain out there, because you sudando on the coat
that did not hang where and why in
these places is always a hot terrible. Without counting the bernoccolo
caused by the coup door, the pain
neck for the bag, you sweat on the forehead flows, the sketch on
socks… the memory of your mother that
vergognatissima would be if you saw so; because her bum has never
touched the palette of a public bathroom,
because really do not know how many diseases you might take here. "
But the debacle is not over… six exhausted, when you put standing not
feel more legs, you quickly and coating
especially the shootings sciacquone! If it does not work prefer not to leave more
from that bathroom, shame! Finally
vai to sink. And 'all full of water and you can not support the stock market,
you appendi to shoulder, do not understand
how the tap with automatic sensors and touch everything until
can finally lavarti hands in a
position Hunchback of Notredame for not dropping the bag in the sink;
the towel is so low that you end
for asciugarti hands in the pants, why do not want to waste another
kleenex for this!
Exit passing beside all the other women who are still waiting with
cross-legged and in those moments not
can spontaneously smile, mindful of the fact that you past
an eternity inside. You are fortunate if not
exit with a piece of toilet paper stuck to the shoe or even worse
with lowered the zipper! I happened
once, and I am not the only one to my knowledge!
Exit and see your man who has already left the bathroom to one piece and is
Left even the time to read War and
Pace while you waited. "Why did you put so much?" asks irritated.
"There was a lot of tail" limits you to respond. And this is why we
women go to the bathroom in groups,
solidarity, because you keep a bag and coat, the other keeps you
the door and the other you pass by kleenex
under the door, so it is much easier and faster because you have to
concentrate only on maintaining 'the position'. And
dignity.
This is dedicated to women worldwide who have used a bath
public men and to you, because understand how
we are ever so much.
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