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sex is good
January 22, 2008
Make sure you have read to the end. Nothing has been changed and you swear that I have nothing to do with the fairy sex!
1. Sex is a good treatment. Of the scientific tests have confirmed that when a woman is love, produces a degree of hormone estrogen, which gives shine to hair and skin smooth.
2. Making love in a sweet and delicate reduce the problems of skin, pruriti and grains of beauty. Sweatproduct cleans the pores and makes your skin luminous.
3. Make loveburns more calories than they accumuliate during a romantic dinner.
4. Sex is a sports saferyou can practise. Stretch
and strengthens every muscle in your body. It 'better than swimming for 20 tanks
and you do not need special shoes.
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5. SexThe endorphins down in your veins and produce a feeling of euphoria
and decides to leave you with a feeling of piacerer.
6. The more you make love, epiù there will be offered.People sexually active and healthy secrete the largest amount of pheromones. E 'in fact an odor that makes the human being crowds of desire, man as the woman, regardless of your tastes.
7. Sex is the soothing safest in the world. It 'actually 10 times stronger than VALIUM.
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8. Baciarsievery day takes away the dentist.
The saliva cleans and decreases the level of the acid that causes tooth decay and prevents the formation of dental plaque.
9. Sex,When you love, all will alleviate the tensions that are in the blood vessels in your brain.
10. Make love alleviates the seeping of nasal mucus.Sex is a natural medicine against asthma and hay fever.
This message I sent to you why are my friend, to whom I want so well and I hope you bring good fortune and sex in your life loving. The messaaggio original was sent by the Dwight House Pub. It has already done around the world 9 times. And now's your turn to receive it. The fairy sexyou will be visiting entroi 4 days to come after you read the message on condition that you do not stop the chain.
If you do not send the message to a minimum of 10 people, not will make more love in your life. Resterai or become celibate and your shares are genital seccheranno and fall. This is not a joke. And a small council, send this message to all those who, do you need sex. And those who do not need it! After all you who sent also received no? This message is not collecting money, as you know, intimate parts of your body does not have money!
So, disregard this message for you, you must resubmit it in the next 69 hours. And you will see something happen in the next 4 days. You see yourself, even if you're not superstitious
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barze…
January 17, 2008
Primary school of Bolzano. All small Teteschi except the small
Ignatius, the son of Sicilian immigrants. The teacher shows a
slide and asks: "Coza ezzere qvesti?".
Raise your hand Ignatius: "Gears lady teacher."
"Ja, bravo pikkolo Ignatius ago-the teacher-Und ki afere invented ingranaggen?".
Raise your hand yet Ignatius: "It 'was our Leonardo da Vinci,
Mrs teacher. "
"NEIN! Spagliaten, pikkolen somaro! Ezzere been crande infentore
Tyrolean Otto von Papen, amiken of Gerolamo Cardano, ja! Well pazziamo
to musiken. What ezzere this? ".
Take the mangianastri and you hear a song typical Tyrolean eia u lalla
EIA u Lalla etc.. Raise your hand Fritz: "Noztro great jodel, Madam teacher."
"Ja bravo Fritz, who und afere infentato jodel?".
Raise your hand Ignatius: "The great Otto von Papen, Madam teacher."
"But bravo pikkolen Ignatius exact giusten, and when he afere
jodel invented? ".
"When you are stuck in his testes that had gears
invented first. "This message was sent by Maria Eugenia
(MARÒ). To see the profile of Mary Eugenia click: http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=7550529524504857243
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The differences between male and female
January 17, 2008
To laugh a little 'you point out
a very nice video of the "mythical" Bruno Bozzetto:
http://www.bozzetto.com/flash/fem_male.htm
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1 PILLOLA FOR SORRIDERE !!!!!!!!!!!
January 17, 2008
Practical guide to modern science:
1 - If and 'green or moves, and' biology.
2 - If stinks, and 'chemistry.
3 - If this fails, and 'physics.
4 - If you do not understand and 'mathematics.
5 - If it does not make sense and 'economy.
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