BEFORE THE WEDDING:
December 31, 2007
BEFORE THE WEDDING:
You: Hello!
Him: Finally! How long expected this moment!
You: Do you want to go that way?
Him: NO! As you comes to mind? Just think about it, rabbrividisco!
You: Do you love me?
Him: Of course! At all hours of day or night!
You: I have never betrayed?
Him: NO! NEVER! because 'I may ask?
You: Want baciarmi?
Him: Yes, whenever I have the chance!
You: Saresti never capable of beating?
Him: You are impazzita? You know how I am!
You: Can I trust you?
Him: Yes'!
You: Treasury…
SEVEN YEARS AFTER THE WEDDING:
Just read the text from bottom to top……
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All'esame specialisation in paediatrics, a student little preparation
December 31, 2007
All'esame specialisation in paediatrics, a student little preparation
must answer the questions of a long test on the correct
growth of baby.
Among the various questions, one in particular embarrasses the student:
Give four advantages of breast milk than to cow's milk.
What can I write? says to himself sighing. Turn the nervously
pen between his hands and with great effort managed to put in June 'three
stiracchiati reasons:
1 - It needs to be boiled
2 - it must never be a male
3 - and 'available whenever needed
At this point freezes and fails more 'to write anything.
The time to deliver the test is about to expire but he, while
disperandosi, and 'unable to find the last answer.
At that time rises the prosperous girl near him who has
finished and goes to deliver the paper, suddenly her face is
Lights, afferr to the pen and writes:
4 - and 'available in attractive containers of various shapes!
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IF ONE SCULTOR FOSSI
December 13, 2007
TENNICO posted a photo:
If I were a sculptor scolpirei you…
If I were a painter you dipingerei…
If I were a writer you write…
But Love…… I am just a trumpeter!
(Fabio Oreglio) </ p \ u003
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SE FOSSI A SCULPTOR
December 13, 2007
TENNICO posted a photo:
If I were a sculptor scolpirei you…
If I were a painter you dipingerei…
If I were a writer you write…
But Love…… I am just a trumpeter!
(Fabio Oreglio)
Source nobody@flickr.com (TENNICO)
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